``CAUGHT HERE IN A FIERY BLAZE

[MILO ROYCE FALKEN]

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FROM MILEY

How the hell should I know if you have any poptarts? Get up off your lazy ass and look for yourself. If you invited Rollie over, he probably ate them all.

[MILO ROYCE FALKEN]

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FROM MILEY

Because I'm just as lazy as you. >.> And if you don't have any poptarts, go buy some. Or would you need me to help you find them in the store?

[MILO ROYCE FALKEN]

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FROM MILEY

Because there's signs in the store telling you where they should be. You could ask too. But I have a feeling that wouldn't help you.

[MILO ROYCE FALKEN]

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FROM MILEY

Fine. Do you want me to pick up some educational books as well? I'm sure they'd benefit you. They've got math, reading, spelling, writing...or would those not help either?

[MILO ROYCE FALKEN]

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FROM MILEY

Franny, it's not hard to make fun of you. And when people make fun of you, you call them a dick. >.> Let me buy you those educational books, and maybe everyone would act nicer towards you.

[MILO ROYCE FALKEN]

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FROM MILEY

You are stupid, that's why everyone calls you that. Just look at your spelling. But if you really don't want me to buy you those books, at least stop by the learning center. It may be for kids, but it'd help.

[MILO ROYCE FALKEN]

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FROM MILEY

No problem. Need anymore reminders?

[MILO ROYCE FALKEN]

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FROM MILEY

I'd rather not be like you by fucking myself. XD Night Franny, make sure someone reads you a bedtime story.

[crystal7]

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FROM BELLABABY

Hey babe, next time you decide to call me maybe make a point of pausing your stupid fucking game beforehand so you can complete a sentence.
-blender sound in background-
It'd also be really nice if you learned maybe how to multitask if you're not going to pause your game for your girlfriend so then you'll actually make a full-out apology that doesn't suck. You pissed me off more than you made me feel better about you ignoring my previous calls, not including this one.
-blender stopping and cups being moved-
By the way, I don't have beer. Even if I did I wouldn't bring you and your fucking boyfriend any. Maybe call up all your other boyfriends, I'm sure they have plenty of beer, and you can all get drunk and then have a massive COD orgy party.
Seriously, you have to get Roland laid or hooked up with some chick, because this is fucking ridiculous. While you two are busy playing your games and ignoring my calls, I'm here worrying about you and where the hell you are. Specially after last time.
Don't bother calling me back, I'm going to be studying. Not like you were going to anyways, right asshole?

[JAYME SEAN WARRENS]

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FROM SEA-MAN

Frankie, get rid of them, now. You don't even have to tell me you actually got the puppies for me to know.

[KENNETH REESE WARRENS]

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FROM QUEEFER

Guess who figured out they have auto correct on their Iphone?
Dude, how many do you have now... fifty?

[KENNETH REESE WARRENS]

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FROM QUEEFER

What? You...done four? Maybe you should start using your auto correct, duckface

[JAYME SEAN WARRENS]

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FROM SEA-MAN

T_T I got the puppy part the first time..... ugh, how many did you get so I know what to say in craigslist?

[KENNETH REESE WARRENS]

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FROM QUEEFER

Whatever man, your texts never make any sense. Fucking auto correct! I medvy FUCKface. Lmfao yours isn't any better for my phone.. When was the pic taken? Btw, Jayme is selling your dogs : )

[JAYME SEAN WARRENS]

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FROM SEA-MAN

For fuck sakes! I DON'T WANT THEM, I WANT TO SELL THEM. Five hundred sound good? I think so.. they'll sell faster if they're cheaper.. we have to charge extra since we have to send them inland by boat : )