``CAUGHT HERE IN A FIERY BLAZE

[FRANCESCO DOMINIQUE CAPONE]

"hey you stupid mother fuckers! i've apparently got better things to do right now th... -interrupted by kenny being a douche and moaning in the background- dude, shut the fuck up! -sound of glass shattering with high pitched roland gigglefit- fuckin' aye. i'll get back atcha when i feel like it -trails off- JOHNNY, DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THAT, YOU PRICK! -clicks-"

ONE fat ass TWO queefer
THREE zeegs FOUR jesus
FIVE sea-man SIX miley
SEVEN sugar bear EIGHT empty
NINE empty TEN empty



DEFAULT enter sandman by metallica
FAMILY walk by pantera
FRIENDS angel of death by slayer
UNKNOWN number of the beast by iron maiden
TEXT ALERT i'm the man by anthrax
VOICEMAIL ALERT welcome to the jungle by guns n' roses
MISSED CALL sweating bullets by megadeth

[FRANCESCO DOMINIQUE CAPONE]

ADRIAN BAKER
"DR. DEATH"
can be reached at 597 - 1408
die... a lot! - psychostick
"kitties... die. bunnies... die. cell phones...
die. gerbils... die. waffles... die. trees...
grow? no, die a lot! friends... die. happy...
die. hugs... die. unicorns... die. santa... die.
zombies... live? you die a lot!"


ANNEBEL ZIGA
"ZEEGS"
can be reached at 544 - 1157
shakin' hands - nickelback
"well, she ain't no cinderella when she's
gettin' undressed 'cause she rocks it like
the naughty wicked witch of the west far
too pretty to be givin' it cheap- that's why
she's makin' six figures workin' three days
a week."


HAYLEY VOGEL
"BUDDHA'S BITCH"
can be reached at 586 - 1451
cockblock - psychostick
"staring at me like i'm satan himself,
trying to steal her soul. go get a drink and
take a break from fun patrol. i can't figure
out if you're an overprotective sister, a
jealous best friend, (or a lesbian wanting
to kiss her?) i really don't have time for this,
and now you stand in my way, can't take a
hint and take a hike, so you're here to stay."


HOLLY RYDER
"HOLLS"
can be reached at 269 - 1415
until the end - avenged sevenfold
"don't change the way you think of me-
we're from the same story. life moves
on, can't stay the same, but some of
us, some worry. we're all falling forward
with no signs of slow and some moving
faster; but that's all that I wanted."


JAYME WARRENS
"SEA-MAN"
can be reached at 867 - 9018
love game - lady gaga
"got my ass squeezed my sexy cupid
guess he wants to play, wants to play
a love game- a love game! hold me
and love me; just want touch you for
a minute. maybe three seconds is
enough for my heart to quit it."


JOHNNY HEX
"JESUS"
can be reached at 369 - 2122
lesbian seagull - engelbert humperdinck
"caw caw caw. come with me lesbian
seagull; settle down and rest with me.
fly with me lesbian seagull to my little
nest by the sea with me that's where
you belong with me. i know i can be
strong when you're with me."


KENNETH WARRENS
"QUEEFER"
can be reached at 877 - 5950
the bad touch - bloodhound gang
"so put your hands down my pants and
i bet you'll feel nuts. yes i'm siskel, yes i'm
ebert and you're getting two thumbs up.
you've had enough of two-hand touch, you
want it rough, you're out of bounds. i want
you smothered, want you covered like my
waffle house hash browns."


MILO FALKEN
"MILEY"
can be reached at 352 - 2024
a.d.i.d.a.s. - korn
"i don't know your fucking name, so what,
let's fuck. all day i dream about sex. all day
i dream about fucking. all day i dream about
fucking. all day i dream about sex. yes, all
day i dream about sex. and all day i dream
about sex. yes, all day i dream about sex."


NAMID WAYA
"NINJA"
can be reached at 407 - 6704
startin' up a posse - anthrax
"shit, fuck, satan, death, sex drugs, rape-
these seven words you're trying to take.
shit, fuck, satan, death, sex, drugs, rape-
right or wrong it's our choice to make.
america the beautiful, land of the free-
don't change the words to land of hypocrisy!"


NAYELI SANCHEZ
"BOM CHIKA WAH WAH"
can be reached at 772 - 6474
shower - psychostick
"SHOWER! do your best to get your back.
SHOWER! let the soap run down your crack.
SHOWER! private parts need your attention,
it's shower time you bitches! get everywhere.
shampoo your hair. rinse it all out. cleaning is
done today, time to procrastinate. stay in the
shower. another half hour. hot water hog.
pounding on door begins, time for the fun to
end. SHOWER!"



NERFERTARI DIMITRU
"NERF THE SMURF"
can be reached at 345 - 4335
orgasm = love - psychostick
"cause deep throating blowjobs equal love,
cause salad tossing equals love, double
penetration equals love, anal kidney punching
equals love, cause dirty sanchez's equal love,
cause cleveland steamers equal love, cause
tying you up to my bed and gagging you with
your own panties and sticking my wiener in
between your boobies and cumming all over
your chin equals love."


REGINALD BLOCHENSTEIG
"STONER"
can be reached at 983 - 1383
do you want a taco - psychostick
"do you want a taco? (taco). do you? (do you)
do you? do you feel inner peace because you
hold it? would you fall in despair if you had
dropped it? does it meet every need you have
inside? you feel so alive! do you crave all the
simple pleasures of it? does the taste qualify
in it? can you claim that the taste is to know
the mind of god?"


ROLAND VOGEL
"FAT ASS"
can be reached at 244 - 7272
me so horny - 2 live crew
"i'll be blowing your mind while you're
blowing my brains. i'm just like that man
they call georgie puddin' pie. i fuck all the
girls and i make 'em cry. i'm like a dog in
heat, a freak without warning. i have an
appetite for sex, 'cause me so horny. ahh!
me so horny! me love you long time!"


RYAN MYLES
"BIG BABY SWEETS"
can be reached at 235 - 6535
the hunger within - psychostick
"i wish i had a pizza with mushrooms and
sausage but all that I've got is a jar of
mayonnaise. the fridge is so empty good
food is so tempting- i've got three more
days till I get payed. take away my suffering.
i can't go on with things this way. there's
only so much that I can take of eating ramen
noodles."


SADE MYERS
"DAYDAY"
can be reached at 545 - 1747
simple man - lynyrd skynyrd
"mama told me when I was young, come
sit beside me, my only son, and listen
closely to what I say. and if you do this
it'll help you some sunny day. oh, take
your time... don't live too fast, troubles
will come and they will pass. go find a
woman, oh baby, you'll find love,and
don't forget son, there is someone up
above."


WIKVAYA WAYA
"SUGAR BEAR"
can be reached at 529 - 4208
somethin' in your mouth - nickelback
"(you naughty thing) you're ripping up the
dance floor honey. (you naughty woman)
you shake your ass around for everyone
(you're such a mover). i love the way you
dance with anybody (the way you swing).
and tease them all by sucking on your thumb."

[FRANCESCO DOMINIQUE CAPONE]

for closer friends of frankie, he will pick the avatar
in other words, you don't have to give me avatars because
they will most likely be changed at some point in time ^^
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[KENNETH REESE WARRENS]

1 UNREAD TEXT MESSAGE
FROM QUEEFER

dude i cant get u any im at fuckin work

[KENNETH REESE WARRENS]

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i cant jus leave im babysittin sum1. shes all crazy n shit. ill try to get gio 2 watch her while she paints so i can bring sum for u k?

[KENNETH REESE WARRENS]

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i cant jus LEAVE her. shes hi risk so jus wait til i get gio or some1 else. if u cant wait get it urself man

[KENNETH REESE WARRENS]

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LEAVE. its LEAVE frankie not leaf. CANT. fuck ur fuckin retarded. i cant shes in here for eatin ppl if i leave her some1 will be her next meal. ten min n ill b done

[KENNETH REESE WARRENS]

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LOL. dude learn to spell u italian fucktard. u find a leaf on the ground dumass. n its the best i can do srsly

[KENNETH REESE WARRENS]

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im teechin u rite now but ur too dum to get it. ill b there soon n ill teech u sum english. six min now man its not long

[KENNETH REESE WARRENS]

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cuz u r stupid duh. well get drunk in a bit. dude wtf? now u want dope too? stop bein such a winy moocher n get ur own bitch =)

[KENNETH REESE WARRENS]

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becuz you cant fuckin spell LEAVE. frankie go fuck urself im not lettin u smoke all my shit becuz i kno u will if i bring it. bug fatty for sum n ill bring the drinks

[KENNETH REESE WARRENS]

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u dont meet any1s standards exept bellas but thats only becuz u let her take ur balls away. i only smoke ur stuff cuz i always end up bringin the liqur so its only fare. btw i ditched crazy bitch for johnny to watch since he jus walked in so im on my way to my plce

[KENNETH REESE WARRENS]

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dude its so true though just admit it. fine man if you dont wanna see me i can get drunk with johnny later =)

[KENNETH REESE WARRENS]

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lol thats why bella pretty much owns u? dude its fine to b a bitch when datin =)

[KENNETH REESE WARRENS]

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love u too man